Feb 16, 2020
According to known fusspot and bleeding heel, Alan Bloodspatter,
the world is on fire.
But surely the world has always been on fire, and if not on fire,
then at least a smouldering wreck. As renowned bloodhound, Fido
Mammal said in 1996: the roof is on fire. Proof that some places
were previously on fire. Also it's raining. Now pass me my
briefcase marked "coal money" and I will be on my way.
Dice Paper Role - A Dungeons and Dragons Comedy Podcast
Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-21-new-hell-who-dis/